Fauci, the Santa Claus expert, Is Coming For Your Kids

December 14, 2021

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“This year [Santa Claus] is even more protected because he has been fully vaccinated and boosted. Santa will be just fine and is good to go!”

It’s that time of year again. The Christmas Season, where Fauci tells us more fantastical tales about how Santa Clause is surviving the COVID-19 pandemic. Just last year, he reassured children that “Santa is exempt from [COVID] because Santa, of all the good qualities, has a lot of good innate immunity.” And then later he said, “I vaccinated Santa Claus myself.” He said, “I took care of that for you because I was worried that you’d all be upset.” As if ‘the children’ care what Santa Claus’s vaccination status is. Now as we head into the second Christmas of the COVID-19 pandemic, he has reassured ‘the children’ that Santa got his third jab. He said, “This year he is even more protected because he has been fully vaccinated and boosted. Santa will be just fine and is good to go!”

He’s not the only expert on Santa Claus these days. Dr. Greg Poland, director of the Mayo Clinic’s Vaccine Research Group, appointed himself as a “special consultant to the North Pole.” He says that not only has Santa Claus received his booster, but all of the elves in the North Pole have also been triple vaxxed. He added that he’s also checked Santa’s fictional reindeer for COVID, and they are “safe”. Poland said, “This is shaping up to be a very good Christmas on the North Pole.”

Good thing, none of these characters are real, so no child will have to wake up Christmas morning and find a dead elf or worse a dead Santa Claus in their living room. But unfortunately, Fauci’s main goal is for ‘the children’ to get their shots. Here is a video of him trying to scare gullible parents into giving their child poisonous death shots.

Dr. Anthony Fauci pleads with parents to vaccinate their children as fewer than 1 in 5 eligible American kids have gotten the shot:

“This idea that children are not vulnerable at all is not so.” pic.twitter.com/901aY3a00A

— The Recount (@therecount) December 12, 2021

And also, just incase you missed it, The Liar in Chief, Joe Biden recently made a trip down to Kentucky where just last week a tornado devastated the community, claiming 74 lives, including 12 children. His focus was not on helping the community rebuild, but on poisoning the survivors with COVID booster shots. In this video, he reassures the community that members of his team will be setting up sites for booster shots, as some hospitals have been affected by the storm.

Biden is planning to set up sites for booster shots in Kentucky.
Because that’s what important. 🤦‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/eKwSac8VAB

— Hunting Wolf In PA (@SlayerWolf11) December 13, 2021

Written by Mary Poe

Fauci, the Santa Claus expert, Is Coming For Your Kids

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